Slaughter Betty Brown
(To the tune "Yellow Rose of Texas")

Ohhhhhh....
She's Slaughter Betty Brown, she is,
the rep you want to know,
if you have a special interest
and probably lots of dough.
She  does not hear the Texans
when they call to say, "Neigh, Neight!!"
She does not understand them,
they do not speak Francais.

She's Slaughter Betty Brown, she is,
the lobbyist's  delight.
Such nasty legislation,
but she can make it right
to keep on killing horses,
sending hoofs, the head, the heart,
tasty, juicy, tender, so
French can order a la carte.

Ohhhhhh....
She's Slaughter Betty Brown, she is,
who let the Texans down,
but never mind the voters,
she's done well by Dallas Crown.